Bipolar Disorder means sometimes I get lethargic and remorseful and other times I get insanely restless and irritable. Most times I’m normal and on very rare occasions I have a psychotic breakdown and attack two police officers with a red stapler while in my underwear.
I love my Grandma Mary, but one time my cousin molested me at her house. Other than that, I had a lot of fun at that house as a kid and I would give my experience as her grandson a B+. I had to deduct a few points on account of the whole sexual abuse thing
Currently, I just work at a desk for 8 hours Monday through Friday and go to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu when I feel like it. The two most important things in my life are my wife, Kelly, and our golden retriever, Cooper Joseph TKO. He’s a real ham and thinks he’s people. I threw my back out trying to keep him from falling off our couch.
I’m manic right now which means I get to be on an anti-psychotic called Olanzapine that puts a lead blanket on my brain and makes me insatiably hungry. Yesterday, I ate an entire bag of sour worms from the dollar store by shoving a huge handful in my mouth. By the time Kelly caught me, there were worms dangling out of my mouth. I got a big headache after that.
Lithium does an okay job keeping me stable compared to the alternatives, but it’s slowly killing my kidneys. I’ll have to go off it in a few years so I’m hoping I establish financial independence with this website by developing a fan following and then monetizing the shit out of them with ads and eBooks. I’m manic right now so once that goes away I might stop caring this site.