Bipolar Breakdown

Bipolar Disorder means sometimes I get lethargic and remorseful and other times I get insanely restless and irritable.  Most times I’m normal and on very rare occasions I have a psychotic breakdown and attack two police officers with a red stapler while in my underwear.

 I love my Grandma Mary, but one time my cousin molested me at her house.  Other than that, I had a lot of fun at that house as a kid and I would give my experience as her grandson a B+.  I had to deduct a few points on account of the whole sexual abuse thing

Currently, I just work at a desk for 8 hours Monday through Friday and go to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu when I feel like it.  The two most important things in my life are my wife, Kelly, and our golden retriever, Cooper Joseph TKO.  He’s a real ham and thinks he’s people.  I threw my back out trying to keep him from falling off our couch.

 I’m manic right now which means I get to be on an anti-psychotic called Olanzapine that puts a lead blanket on my brain and makes me insatiably hungry.  Yesterday, I ate an entire bag of sour worms from the dollar store by shoving a huge handful in my mouth.  By the time Kelly caught me, there were worms dangling out of my mouth.  I got a big headache after that.  

Lithium does an okay job keeping me stable compared to the alternatives, but it’s slowly killing my kidneys.  I’ll have to go off it in a few years so I’m hoping I establish financial independence with this website by developing a fan following and then monetizing the shit out of them with ads and eBooks.  I’m manic right now so once that goes away I might stop caring this site.